ELON TRIED

Elon Musk ran the Department of Government Efficiency like it was his own personal budget bootcamp — everything had to be lean and green. But then Trump whipped out his “One Big Beautiful Bill,” which spent money like a white woman in the clearance aisle of Walmart and kicked clean energy to the curb. Elon called him out, Trump got salty, and now there’s more drama than a soap opera marathon. Grab your popcorn and follow along on X, it’s gonna get juicy!